What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 09:18

You Only Live Twice
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Moonraker
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Live and Let Die
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
What can I say to a scammer who thinks he loves me, but I don't want to be scammed?
Diamonds Are Forever
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Man with the Golden Gun
Why do many men like women's breasts?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Dr No
Why do our deceased do not protect us from other bad spirits?
Goldfinger
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-J W Pepper
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Octopussy
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-All the bad guys are black.
-”She is very sexyful!”
How can I easily get rid of my writers block?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
What's the biggest myth about illegal immigrants?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
A View to a Kill
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Ah so!”
Are there girls here who like group sex?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
From Russia With Love